Oh, poop!

Took Girl from the East to the Detroit Zoo today for a play date with two other families. We had a great time strolling the now-deserted walkways and exhibits. The off season is the best for viewing and visiting this popular attraction.

At one point we entered the Australian Outback, in which you stroll a gravel path among the kangaroos and wallabies. There are no fences.

Girl from the East didn’t care about the kangaroos, who were all laying like lifeless lumps on the grass. She didn’t care about the wallabies poking around in the underbrush either. 

She was only interested in the gravel walkway, which she immediately began excavating. As she methodically reached down, scooped up handfuls of the brownish rock-dirt mix and walked a foot or two to redeposit the material, I saw a docent approaching us.


Docent: Did you know that this trail is where the kangaroos leave their excrement? They don’t like it on the grass so they hop up to the path and do their business here. Just thought you’d like to know. Lots of bacteria in that gravel.

Me: Wonderful. Just wonderful.


***I’m not sure I believed him. Maybe he just didn’t like kids messing up the gravel path. But it was a tad humiliating to have this announced in front of other moms. As if I let my child play with kitty litter at home.****


2 Responses to “Oh, poop!”

  1. September 4, 2008 at 11:31 pm

    Well, I didn’t even know what a Docet was. I thought for a moment that it was a type of kangaroo. Kids do strange things. Well some kids eat dirt, so at least she didn’t eat the gravel. Those other kids may eat dirt and their moms aren’t telling.

  2. September 7, 2008 at 12:12 am

    we are members of the national zoo, and while there are times the docents can be very nice, there are other times when i think some of them might do well to get out a little more often.

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